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9 March 2015

Everything You Need in a Home Bar for Less than $100

by u/champagnehouse

Want to impress the ladies/party guests with your home bar with drinks and cocktails that go a step beyond college booze-and-soda parties and beer pong?

Are you over the legal drinking age?

Got $100?

The Hardware

Some bartenders might look at this list and gasp, but if we’re going to do this cheaply, we’ve got to cut it down to the bare, bare essentials. But you’d be surprised at just how much you can do if you start out with the right purchases to begin with.

Note: watch “Raising the Bar” (link at the bottom of this post) to see how I use a Boston shaker. Most YouTube videos will tell you to strain with a cocktail strainer, which is fine, but not always necessary.

Total for hardware: $47.

Alcohol

We’re looking for a low investment-to-amount-of-usable-cocktails ratio here. Versatility. And we’re also looking for cocktails that are a step above “college frat party screwdrivers.”

I’m also not going to recommend a lot of alcohol at the initial startup because:

  1. People like different things.
  2. Alcohol is an easy “add as you need” item.
  3. You can slowly build up your stock over time. Let’s say the initial party at your place costs you $100 to build the home bar; next month the party will only cost like $25 because you’ll still have everything from last time. Eventually it should cost you just basic fresh items like limes, mint leaves, etc.–i.e., a few bucks to throw a party. Think of this as your startup kit.

According to Gizmodo, the five most versatile items you can get are:

Vodka. Gin. Bourbon. Bitters. Sweet Vermouth.

To bare-bones it, get either vodka or gin, bourbon is optional, and choose your vermouth based on whether you wanna make martinis or Manhattans.

Total for alcohol: $24-35, bare bones, $44-55 optional.

Total bare bones thus far: $71-82.

Modifiers

This is where you add the touch of suave that even a bare bones bar will need to have. Luckily, you can add this touch for dirt cheap because modifiers cost next to nothing and last longer than you’d think–except tonic water, which goes flat in one night.

Total for whole bare bones bar: ≈$85-100, depending on the options and how cheap you could find the glassware.

If you opt for all of the above, you have the basics to construct:

If you’ve left yourself some wiggle room open for choosing your options and perhaps springing for a liqueur or two you might need to make your favorite cocktail (for example, you’re only some Curacao liqueur away from a Mai Tai, some Coffee Liqueur from a Black Russian, cream of coconut/pineapple juice from a Pina Colada.)

The Extra Touch

Champagne.

I get a cheap $5 at the liquor store. I know it’s probably just sparkling wine, but I don’t care; it has all of the requisite bubbles I require. With plastic champagne flutes (bought online or in store) you’ll look at a total of $10-15. (No one cares that you don’t have glass champagne stemware, by the way. You can serve champagne in regular glasses and most people will still be appreciative.)

And if you want to drink earlier in the day without feeling like a lush, there’s nothing like offering people mimosas to get some drinking company. It’s also great “hair of the dog” to serve to any lingering guests.

There you have it–a home bar that will last you multiple parties for next to nothing. Feel free to add a few things here or there if you want to make a specific cocktail, but for the most part, you should be covered.

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